French Hanz

Once upon a time there was a newborn chicken nugget, and she was in France. She was to live out her days as princess chicken nugget in a french school. She was the prettiest nugget to ever be at the french school, BUT THEN DRAMA HAPPENED, and she met a beautiful ketchup bottle whom she wanted to be dunked in. After a short time the ketchup bottle and Hanz FELL IN LOVE! But their love was forbidden and they were banished from the the French school, and they were outcasts to everyone in France, so they moved to America where they could ride the subway and be in love.
One day when the ketchup bottle was on the sandwich subway he saw a sandwich being sexually assaulted, and tried to intervene! But the attacker was stronger than the ketchup bottle thought, and he was beaten. After this French Hanz was grief stricken and wandered the subways defending sandwiches that were being harassed! She was the SANDWICH ACTIVIST, searching for the attacker who killed her ketchup bottle lover, and fighting for equal rights for sandwiches!

I'm sorry...
This was suppose to be a serious character...
but then everything got out of hand XD
Me and were doing a join me, and I wasn't sure of a name or back story for French Hanz, so she helped me XD
The topics that inspired this back story include:
-French schools not allowing ketchup to be used during lunch
-A subway made out of sandwiches, and the harassment that happens in subways
-The sandwich equivalent of a feminists.